FUN vol. 3

Ou maj gad

Možda prati XBR inače bih ga quote :tmi:

Edit: Ma neka ga, ćivot je jedan, ovaj život*

Pozdrav svima.
Ja sam **** *******, dolazim iz Novog Pazara. Bavim se prezivljaanjem

https://www.kupujemprodajem.com/Korisna-sprava-za-dame-27596187-oglas.htm :smiley:

Pogresna tema… Brisite post. Damn…


kontam sta je tu smesno, i onda tek skontam gde se vodi diskusija :smiley: :smiley:

Kontam da ovo nije fun po tome da je smešno, ali jeste interesantno videti u istoj prostoriji, na istoj slici, zagrljene i nasmejane likove iz dva tabora. Na slici su:
Shawn Layden - President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment America
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Phil Spencer - The head of Microsoft’s Xbox division.

A mi oči kopamo jedni drugima zbog njihovih proizvoda, odluka i igara :lol:


Hehehe kolko je ovo dobro :smiley:

https://www.kupujemprodajem.com/Blokator-Reality-Kanala-27974436-oglas.htm

Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck…

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you are mine.”

He lost 33 lbs that week…




Da mi se javi ko je ovo napravio, da se nadjemo ono oci u oci nasamo!

Da ga pitam ja ko je čudni osobenjak?


Istripovani čudak? Sounds about right :smiley:

Nervozna kucka - right back at ya :smiley: